“Its been a great year thanks for sharing.” New poetry by Crispin Best

, 2 March 2017
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How do I love thee? (Sonnet 43)

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I Love Karaoke in fact im addicted
I Love Being a Grandma, I just
really love animals., Unbelievable

Courtesy Crispin Best

I love you my cute active baby,
I really like to floss.,
I love the smell of wet mud!!!!!!!……
feel like eating it…..,

Paying for sauce should be illegal,
Blink182 was an inside job
I Love Wasps and Bees, satan is my landlord,

Euphoric white man holding Pukka-Pies
in various locations amongst others,
Its been a great year thanks for sharing 

How do I love thee? (Sonnet 43)

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love Allah ; but Allah loves me more,
I Love Japan , but whaling breaks my heart
I Love Kitkat chunky peanutbutter ;),

Courtesy Crispin Best

I love horse’s, I used to think horses
and cows got married, when people weren’t looking…,
I Love Emotional Poetry, The guy who drives around
with his little dog that baks at people, 

I love to blow bubbles into a soft drink can
using a straw when I was young,
I Love My Dad, haveing sex with men,

When you eat something spicy and you blow
trying to get the spicy out…,
I love animals, they are so tasty

How do I love thee? (Sonnet 43)

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love to go outdoors and play my violin.
I LOVE ZEBRAS THERE BASICALLY MYLIFE:)
I h8 it when some1 is BrB and never come back 

Courtesy Crispin Best

I Love to party.play basketball,
and have a hell of a time with my life.
I love stallions,the best horses.,
I want to feel alive again with you – maybe

Panino is the singular of Panini,
Hello?! Can you hear me?! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!,
this is my motivational message to you

I love eating brekfast at midnight,
Running over a cat should be illegal
jus like it is for dogs 

How do I love thee? (Sonnet 43)

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love you very much, I like to ride Fixed gear
No brakes Can’t stop Don’t want to, either,
I love when small baby laugh :-),

I love reading racist comments on youtube
and proving them wrong. I love my son in law,
Screaming “you’re NOT MY REAL Ladder!”
at your step-ladder.

I love frichen soda pop,
i dont care if you’ve ridden more rollercoasters
than me.. its not a race.,

i love it when people call me bbe or cow girl,
Putting stuff in a blender and blending it,  
Don’t be sad because of people. They will all die.

 

Crispin Best lives in London and at www.crispinbest.com. In 2016, he was named as a Faber New PoetThese poems are taken from a series of found translations of classic literary works. In this instance, Elizabeth Barrett Browning’s poem was translated multiple times via the medium of Facebook pages.**